Etiquette- (noun) The customary code of polite behavior in society. What the hell has happened to our society today? It is like everyone has had a sip of the Kool Aid and has gone fucking mad.  Somewhere along the way it is like people just woke up one day and said ” Hey, I think […]

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As per my previous posting, my new life goal is to become an all around “badass.” Is it so wrong to want people to see me and say “Man, what a badass”?! I mean… it’s gotta be better than the alternative… So tonight I was sitting on the patio with The Tall Man shooting the […]

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I am a firm believer that you always need a backup plan for things in life. A plan B. An alternate.  A “Hey! If this doesn’t work out we can always…. “.  With that being said… I think its a good idea to know what won’t work. I found myself this weekend in an interesting […]

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This morning I was finally inspired to write a posting.  I started writing and before I knew it the word were flowing from my fingers like Van Gogh’s paint brush.  It was amazing. I am talking Time magazine material here.  But sadly you are just going to have to take my word for it.  In […]

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“I walk into the bedroom and there he is.  All hard chest and smoldering eyes.  Covered only from the waste down by the sheets. He is waiting for me.  I walk over and climb into bed.  As I am starting to get situated he rolls over grabbing me with his left arm and placing his […]

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It is no secret to anyone who knows me that my absolute favorite word in the world is “Fuck”.  I find that it is actually an extremely versatile word.  It can determine an amount of items (I bought a fuck load), how long it took me to do something (I was busy as fuck) , and […]

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“you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” – Wayne Gretzky Well if that isn’t a little nugget of motivational gold.. I don’t know what is. Here is my true confession for today… doing this blog scares the ever loving shit out of me.  It is putting my thoughts, ideas, personal life, family, and […]

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It all started like most great ideas.  Someone suggest something that you might or might not have thought about in the past.  All it takes is that little seed… a tiny ray of “maybe you should..”.  Then BAM!!! It is suddenly the greatest idea of great ideas.  You wondered why it took someone so long […]

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